“Short and Sour Apples” OR “I’m gonna make this REEEEALLY easy for you…”

April 26, 2010 at 20:52 Leave a comment

techSPOUT
1 We Are Not Fucktards Court
Sometown, Pennsylvania 1XXXX-XXXX
USA (We think)

Apple Computer Inc.
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, California 9XXXX
Appletania

RE: Chen-Gizmodo Warrant / iPhone 4G

CC: sjobs@apple.com
BCC: whoeverthefuckrunsmsftthesedays@microsoft.com
BCC: headdudes@google.com
Dear Apple,

This is NOT RoboCop.

Signed,
JayEmbee
CEO, techSPOUT

P.S. 10 uber-geek-I-don’t-need-no-stinking-umlaut-points to the first person who isn’t known by me who responds in comment to this letter with what the point is of the above statement.

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