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“Short and Sour Apples” OR “I’m gonna make this REEEEALLY easy for you…”

techSPOUT
1 We Are Not Fucktards Court
Sometown, Pennsylvania 1XXXX-XXXX
USA (We think)

Apple Computer Inc.
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, California 9XXXX
Appletania

RE: Chen-Gizmodo Warrant / iPhone 4G

CC: sjobs@apple.com
BCC: whoeverthefuckrunsmsftthesedays@microsoft.com
BCC: headdudes@google.com
Dear Apple,

This is NOT RoboCop.

Signed,
JayEmbee
CEO, techSPOUT

P.S. 10 uber-geek-I-don’t-need-no-stinking-umlaut-points to the first person who isn’t known by me who responds in comment to this letter with what the point is of the above statement.

April 26, 2010 at 20:52 Leave a comment


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